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Your one stop shop to indulge in the sour splash of pessimism while breathing in the stirring fragrance of optimism
Whine & Roses is a compilation of funny, humorous satire on life’s foibles as well as an inspirational look at life’s mysteries with an emphasis on belief, faith, and self-help.
Everything in life is about balance – the good with the bad, fortune with misfortune. This webzine attempts to strike that eternal balance and entertain along the way with humor, satire, and motivational messages which include practical advice.
Each weekday (Monday through Friday) we fill your glass with a light-hearted whine concerning our daily trials and present a bouquet of aromatic encouragement to remind us of the sweet scent of coexistence we share with all of creation — including ourselves.
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Today's Whine Selection![]() DAILY WHINES TEMPORARILY SUSPENDEDDue to a death in the family, the daily Whines are temporarily suspended. VALENTINE’S DAY 2I’m done with speed dating, unless there’s one oriented for millionaires. VALENTINE’S DAYI think Cupid, the sorry dude in the diaper, must either be blind or a mean S.O.B. POTATO CHIPS 4Mr. Stock boy turns away from the store manager. |
Fresh Bouquets of Roses![]() MORE ROCK LOGIC – LIMITSHumans put a lot of self-imposed limits on themselves. TALENTSTwo friends, Giles and Miles, both possessed the talents of charm, quick wits, and persuasiveness. DOORMANHolding doors open for others brings much more satisfaction than slamming them shut. SERENITYWe can only take responsibility for our own actions. |


